Evan-isms
E: "I like those carnivore trees out there"
Me: "?"
E: "You know, the ones that are green all year!"
Me: "Oh. Conifer trees."
E:"I have a tractor jam"
(he felt full = has a traffic jam in his stomach)
"Skeeling" = ceiling
"Stample" = steeple
Alec-isms
A: "No"
(that's pretty much it right now; he's been grumpy this week. He also nods his head yes when trying to get someone to change their minds and give him what he wants; like using some sort of Jedi mind trick.)
He's also added "ah-wah" (waffle) and "bunny" to his vocabulary lately. Anyone leaving the house is going to "cool" (school).
